I'm in love

Yep. The day has finally come.

People have been threatening me with it since the day I was 2. Apparently I had that look of "yeah right" even then when asked about love.

I was supposedly, one day in the future (the vagueness of it all just filled me with even more suspicion) I was going to fall so madly in love I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Then all the women in the group would make those wise, little frowns and agreeable mm-hmms to each other and go back to dissecting someone else's love life.

But I have to admit, sappy as it is. I am so in love.

I don't know how I lived without him.

Yes. It finally arrived. And I have one, useless D&G chain and all. It even has a man purring at me "Dolce and Gabbannnnaaaaaa" (he really works it) every time I turn my phone off and on.

I have a video camera too!

Of course I have no idea how to use it having been dealing with Nokias for the last seven years. My first mobile was a Motorola but since it was a brick and 1995 it didn't really come with an OS.

I have ELO singing "Evi-illl Wo-man" at me every time someone rings which has me in stitches and Jessica Simpson lamenting that she always loses her phone in her Louis every time I get a message. She however scares the crap out of me especially when she complains and it's before 6 in the morning. Yes D I'm looking at you.